Happy 4th of July

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 01-Jul-2006 20:38:40

Happy 4th of July!!!

If they had computers back then...

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential
that we complete this Declaration of Independence.

Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to reboot here.

Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben. We'll go on without you. Has
everyone had a chance to look at the draft I posted yesterday?

Mr. Sherman: Not yet, Thomas, I've been having Notes replication
problems.

Mr. Adams: Here, Roger, I brought a hard copy.

Mr. Sherman: Thanks... saaaaay, nice font.

Mr. Adams: Do you like it? I downloaded it off Colonies Online just
last week.

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be done. I fear our
document will soon leak out.

Mr. Livingston: Too late, Thomas. There's already a bootleg
circulating. I saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.sucks last night.

Mr. Franklin: @#$$%^$# General Protection Fault!

Mr. Adams: Ben, you might try upgrading to Windows 75. It solved
that problem for me.

Mr. Sherman: Thomas, the part here about the Acts of Pretended
Legislation; have you considered using bullets to air out the text?

Mr. Jefferson: I can fix that easily enough. Drat! I've spilled
candle wax on my keyboard again.

Mr. Adams: You know, Thomas, that wouldn't happen if you'd buy an
active-matrix screen.

Mr. Franklin: Hard-disk failure?!? Aw, criminy!!

Mr. Livingston: Are you sure it's "unalienable rights"? My spell
checker recommends "unassailable".

Mr. Jefferson: Can we stick to the substance of the document, please?
Shoot. Low battery. Anyone got a spare power cable?

Mr. Sherman: What have you got, a Toshiba? No, mine isn't compatible.

Mr. Franklin: Hello, PCs Philadelphia? What does it mean when the
floppy drive buzzes? OK, I'll hold.....

Mr. Livingston: The "In Congress" part here at the top; have you
thought about blowing that up really big and maybe centering it in 72
point Helvetica?

Mr. Jefferson: Not a bad idea. Aw, nuts! Word macro virus! I can't
save the file.

Mr. Franklin: That's all right, Thomas. We can manage. Here, borrow
my quill pen....

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 0:54:45

That's funny. Thanks.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 2:30:46

Oh, this is sooo good. I love it.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 12:16:12

me too.

that's good